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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Jersey Shore.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

poopy is poopy

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Immigration Laws

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Knock Knock? Come in.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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