- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A woman walks into a bar.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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