Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

You're a big fat monkey.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A seal walks into a club.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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