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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

say it ten times fast: oh

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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