What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Basically

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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