What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Good job, son.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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