wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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