- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What did the car do? CRASH!

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

President Donald Trump

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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