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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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