what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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