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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

I was watching Fox news.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

John lazzaro likes dick

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Water? I hardly know her.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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