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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Go away still nothing to see

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Go away still nothing to see

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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