- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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