- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What do you call an arab ?

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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