- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Lil Wayne

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do u call a cripple Biv

woman's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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