Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Japan

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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