roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Abortion.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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