- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why can't jokes spit?

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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