- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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