- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

"Knock knock..." "come in"

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