What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Kys

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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