Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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