- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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