- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

I have an idea! You leave.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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