Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

mitchell palmer sucks

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

so the weather's nice...

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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