There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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