- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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