How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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poopy is poopy

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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