There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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autsim

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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