Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

were at work systems r down

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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