- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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