An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Knock knock Fuck off!

A man penetrates another man.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Well this is pointless.....

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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