- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Shea's sty....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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