- Anti Joke

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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