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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

69 What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.