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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A dyslexic blind man

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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