Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what does a chair look like? a chair.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Two planes walk into an office building

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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