Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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knock knock no ones home

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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whats chinese noodles

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