- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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