Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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