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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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