What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What is green and slow Grass.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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