If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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