What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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TIMMY

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Dumb

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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