what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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123 f*ck off

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Santa isn't real

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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