so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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if got a joke if fogot it

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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