Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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