So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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A midget walked under a bar.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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