- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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