- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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