- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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