What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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