Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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