What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

roses are red violets are indigo

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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