- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the car do? CRASH!

whats worse than gill? nothing

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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