why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Misner is a twat.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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