roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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