once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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