What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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