What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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A midget walked under a bar.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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DERP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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