What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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