- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

where's mom I killed her

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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