Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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mark is religion

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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RUN

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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