- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

why was the boy sad? because.

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