- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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