- Anti Joke

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Your mom is so old she died

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...