- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Anthony sucks

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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