- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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