- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Its behind you like if you looked behind

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Knock knock Whose there? 4

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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