- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Want to hear a joke? No.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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