- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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