Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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