- Anti Joke

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

taking out the trash... at night

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.