Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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a black guy hates chicken.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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