Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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