What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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