Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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I had a submarine.... once

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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A car walks into a bar.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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