Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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