I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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