daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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