What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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