- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why can't jokes spit?

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

12 in general

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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