A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Anti Joke

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