- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

joke under this line wins _________________________

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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