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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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