Why is this joke funny It isn't

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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