- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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