- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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