Should a pole bump an alarm?

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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