Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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