Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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