- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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