What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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