"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

In soviet Russia...things are different

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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