- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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