What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Poop.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Hello.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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