Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

my gramma died

Two planes walk into an office building

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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