- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

drugs.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Brain fart

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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