- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Women's rights

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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