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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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