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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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