- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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