Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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This is a joke.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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