- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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