What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Who's the fastest kid in AA

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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