- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

It was a beautiful day. Face.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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