Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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