Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

black people

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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