A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

the WNBA

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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