- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

fridge

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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