What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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