Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

A women left the kitchen.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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