- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

A storm be brewin!

Knock knock

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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