- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's funnier than 24? 25

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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