I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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roses are red violets are blue

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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