- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Knock knock.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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