- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Julian Ha.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Who invented apple? God

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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