- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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