Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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